﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><ttl>60</ttl><title>Splendid Belt</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com</link><lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:10:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:10:49 GMT</pubDate><language>en</language><copyright>Ian Simons &amp;amp; Stuart Sumner</copyright><itunes:subtitle>Comedy sketches and banter.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:summary>A monthly sketch based comedy podcast from obscure TV and radio writers Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.  Questions, feedback and abuse should be directed to 'splendidbelt@gmail.com'</itunes:summary><description>A monthly sketch based comedy podcast from obscure TV and radio writers Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.  Questions, feedback and abuse should be directed to 'splendidbelt@gmail.com'</description><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Splendid Belt</itunes:name><itunes:email>splendidbelt@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/DefaultImage/SB.jpg" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><item><title>Episode Nine - Captain Jesus</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2010/02/24/episode-nine--captain-jesus.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>They said it wouldn't last.&amp;nbsp; They said it wouldn't work.&amp;nbsp; They said it would require slightly more effort than we anticipated.&amp;nbsp; They were partly right.&amp;nbsp; Here, now for your aural pleasure is Splendid Belt - Episode Nine.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Stay tuned because next month (and I use month in the loosest possible sense), it's the big one.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2010/02/24/episode-nine--captain-jesus.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">6a1a0775-7949-46dc-8e60-a7e8b2e5910c</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:26:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Nine - Captain Jesus</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:29:35</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy,Podcast,Humour,Sketches,Banter,Funny,Amusing,Humourous,Witty,Debate</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB%20Ep%2009.mp3?ref=rss" length="28351929" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Eight - It Comes From Pigs!</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/12/23/episode-eight--it-comes-from-pigs.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;A special non-festive edition of Splendid Belt to warm your cockles this yule.&amp;nbsp; Questions / feedback and abuse should be directed to &lt;A href="mailto:splendidbelt@gmail.com"&gt;splendidbelt@gmail.com&lt;/A&gt;.&amp;nbsp; And hey, why not leave us a review on iTunes while you're at it?&amp;nbsp; Oh, because you're busy.&amp;nbsp; Okay.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/12/23/episode-eight--it-comes-from-pigs.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">95abd08b-cdaa-486e-a41d-ce8e94be21f9</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:36:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Eight - It Comes From Pigs!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A special non-festive edition to warm your cockles this yuletide.  Contact us on splendidbelt@gmail.com</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:32:03</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,podcast,banter,funny,sketches,humour,laugh</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB%20Ep%2008.mp3?ref=rss" length="30707129" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Seven - Songs of Accuracy</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/09/14/autosaved-30638-pm.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;In a recent independent survey, this month's podcast was officially rated as mankind's heighest achievement to date.&amp;nbsp; But then they rated Chicken Kiev as number two, so draw your own conclusions.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/09/14/autosaved-30638-pm.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">882a68e6-9748-4c59-ad5d-89c97d32573b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:06:38 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Seven - Songs of Accuracy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This month we introduce a new regular section, Tricky Situation.  And we hear what Ian would be like if he was a boy band.</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:27:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy, funny, sketches, banter, humour, discussion</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB%20Ep%2007.mp3?ref=rss" length="25870923" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Six - Johnny Funzel</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/07/28/episode-six--johnny-funzel.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Well you've all been very patient, so here's your podcast.&amp;nbsp; Now sit down and be quiet.&amp;nbsp; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;In other words, we're very sorry for the delay, we'll try to be quicker in future we promise.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/07/28/episode-six--johnny-funzel.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">d878f0da-fa61-4c2d-b8de-b6015323e332</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Six - Johnny Funzel</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Sketches and banter from comedy writers Ian Simons &amp; Stuart Sumner.  Website: www.splendidbelt.com.  Email: splendidbelt@gmail.com</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:28:04</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy, funny, banter, sketches, skits, situations, humour, chat, talk</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB%20Ep%2006.mp3?ref=rss" length="26897849" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Five - Felching Swans</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/04/08/episode-five--felching-swans.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Here it is, the landmark episode.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Known variously as; 'The Big One', 'Earthquake', 'El Diablo', 'The Face-Stealer', and 'Quite Good, Sort Of', yes it's episode &lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #bf3354"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;FIVE&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Please leave us a nice review on iTunes.&amp;nbsp; After all, if you did a podcast, we'd leave a nice review for you.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/04/08/episode-five--felching-swans.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">fca5b734-2e59-42b8-8aa8-3bd5247c6b7f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:31:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Five - Felching Swans</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Sketches and banter from obscure comedy writers Ian Simons &amp; Stuart Sumner.  www.splendidbelt.com</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy,sketches, banter, skits,humour,funny,discussion,talk,chat,jokes,witty</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB_Ep_05_Take2.mp3?ref=rss" length="24450698" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Four - Life is one long cheese course</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/01/29/episode-four--life-is-one-long-cheese-course.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Here it is, new and improved, fresh and exciting, better late than never.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Questions, feedback and existential horror should be directed to splendidbelt@gmail.com</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2009/01/29/episode-four--life-is-one-long-cheese-course.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">dec00bce-447f-493b-8f4c-26276f85a3fb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:20:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Four - Life is one long cheese course</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>In which we discover that most problems can be solved simply by running to the left.</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:29:06</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy, podcast, banter, sketches, skits, funny, humour</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/Ep4_v4.mp3?ref=rss" length="27879549" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Three - The Butchest Flower</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/10/22/episode-3--the-butchest-flower.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description> 
&lt;P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;FONT size=2 face=Arial&gt;Avast!&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Episode three of our monthly podcast is here.&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;For those of you unfamiliar with the term ‘monthly’, a definition from the Simons &amp;amp; Sumner Dictionary of Goodliness &amp;#8482;: &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;Month &lt;SPAN class=pronchars&gt;&lt;SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 13pt"&gt;m&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class=pronchars&gt;&lt;SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 13pt"&gt;ə&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class=pronchars&gt;&lt;SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 13pt"&gt;n(t)th &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;n: an indistinct period of time never less than six weeks, usually considerably longer.&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Often dictated by the intercession of technological whimsy, laziness or inept editing.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/10/22/episode-3--the-butchest-flower.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">39bb6223-2efa-4c65-b4cf-c45f56b4b495</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:54:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Three - The Butchest Flower</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Ian proposes a statistical proportion for movie-based genetalia and Stu tries to rid the world of miniskirts.</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:27:43</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords /><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/ep3%20v3.mp3?ref=rss" length="26554901" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>Episode Two - Fleshy Coloured Human</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/08/31/episode-two-has-landed.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It's finally here, and boy was it worth it.&amp;nbsp; Or was it?&amp;nbsp; Only you can decide.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/08/31/episode-two-has-landed.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">371850d0-b81b-40c2-b5b7-ccb0d964736f</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:50:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode Two - Fleshy Coloured Human</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy, sketches, skits, banter, debate, funny</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/Splendid%20Belt%20Podcast%2002.mp3?ref=rss" length="24818920" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>The Disgrace of Pathos</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/07/09/the-disgrace-of-pathos.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/SplendidBelt.bmp" width=200 border=0&gt;</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/07/09/the-disgrace-of-pathos.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">82bd60a0-f15d-4e29-bbca-56731e85ea9c</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:17:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Episode One - Cat Hell</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/06/11/second-attempt-at-episode-one.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The hotly anticipated first episode of 'Splendid Belt' from Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/06/11/second-attempt-at-episode-one.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">2f19450c-6f59-4cef-9cd5-c51de51d72ca</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:02:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:author>Splendid Belt</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode One - Cat Hell</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A monthly sketch based comedy podcast from obscure TV / radio writers Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.  Questions / feedback and abuse should be directed to 'splendidbelt@gmail.com'.  Website: www.splendidbelt.com</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><itunes:duration>00:00:00</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>Comedy, sketches, skits, banter, debate</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/0/4/7/2/136361-127403/Media/SB0001%20Cat%20Hell.mp3?ref=rss" length="26509552" type="audio/mpeg" /></item><item><title>A short essay on the nature of things to come.</title><link>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/06/09/a-short-essay-on-the-nature-of-things-to-come.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Splendid Belt</dc:creator><description>The internet.&amp;nbsp; So much possibility.&amp;nbsp; Mostly porn.&amp;nbsp; But no longer, because now there's also Splendid Belt!&amp;nbsp; "What's that?" I hear you yawn, as you idly flick back to check on the download status of 'Nun Poke 3'.&amp;nbsp; Well, it's a brand spanking new comedy podcast featuring sketches and banter from household favourites (in certain very specific households) Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Episode One 'Cat Hell' will be available shortly.&amp;nbsp; Until then, sit back, relax and watch your smutty video.</description><comments>http://splendidbelt.com/2008/06/09/a-short-essay-on-the-nature-of-things-to-come.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">490f213b-851f-4762-81d9-aef7c9b9042d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>