Splendid Belt

Episode Ten - Local Hero Bums Shark

2010-06-24T08:15:00Z

Finally, landmark episode ten has arrived! Catastrophically late as ever, what we lack in timeliness we gain in wordcount. In this episode, over 10,000 words spoken for your aural pleasure,including such favourites as 'Pirate', 'Etiquette' and 'And'.

Episode Nine - Captain Jesus

2010-02-24T18:26:00Z

They said it wouldn't last. They said it wouldn't work. They said it would require slightly more effort than we anticipated. They were partly right. Here, now for your aural pleasure is Splendid Belt - Episode Nine.

Stay tuned because next month (and I use month in the loosest possible sense), it's the big one.

Episode Eight - It Comes From Pigs!

2009-12-23T16:36:00Z

A special non-festive edition of Splendid Belt to warm your cockles this yule. Questions / feedback and abuse should be directed to splendidbelt@gmail.com. And hey, why not leave us a review on iTunes while you're at it? Oh, because you're busy. Okay.

Episode Seven - Songs of Accuracy

2009-09-14T22:06:38Z

In a recent independent survey, this month's podcast was officially rated as mankind's heighest achievement to date. But then they rated Chicken Kiev as number two, so draw your own conclusions.

Episode Six - Johnny Funzel

2009-07-28T20:17:00Z

Well you've all been very patient, so here's your podcast. Now sit down and be quiet.

In other words, we're very sorry for the delay, we'll try to be quicker in future we promise.

Episode Five - Felching Swans

2009-04-08T16:31:00Z

Here it is, the landmark episode. Known variously as; 'The Big One', 'Earthquake', 'El Diablo', 'The Face-Stealer', and 'Quite Good, Sort Of', yes it's episode FIVE.

Please leave us a nice review on iTunes. After all, if you did a podcast, we'd leave a nice review for you.

Episode Four - Life is one long cheese course

2009-01-29T11:20:00Z

Here it is, new and improved, fresh and exciting, better late than never.

Questions, feedback and existential horror should be directed to splendidbelt@gmail.com

Episode Three - The Butchest Flower

2008-10-22T18:54:00Z

Avast! Episode three of our monthly podcast is here. For those of you unfamiliar with the term ‘monthly’, a definition from the Simons & Sumner Dictionary of Goodliness ™:

Month mən(t)th n: an indistinct period of time never less than six weeks, usually considerably longer. Often dictated by the intercession of technological whimsy, laziness or inept editing.

Episode Two - Fleshy Coloured Human

2008-08-31T22:50:00Z

It's finally here, and boy was it worth it. Or was it? Only you can decide.

The Disgrace of Pathos

2008-07-09T11:17:00Z

Episode One - Cat Hell

2008-06-11T17:02:00Z

The hotly anticipated first episode of 'Splendid Belt' from Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.

A short essay on the nature of things to come.

2008-06-09T13:00:00Z

The internet. So much possibility. Mostly porn. But no longer, because now there's also Splendid Belt! "What's that?" I hear you yawn, as you idly flick back to check on the download status of 'Nun Poke 3'. Well, it's a brand spanking new comedy podcast featuring sketches and banter from household favourites (in certain very specific households) Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.

Episode One 'Cat Hell' will be available shortly. Until then, sit back, relax and watch your smutty video.