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Splendid Belt

Episode Nine - Captain Jesus

They said it wouldn't last.  They said it wouldn't work.  They said it would require slightly more effort than we anticipated.  They were partly right.  Here, now for your aural pleasure is Splendid Belt - Episode Nine.

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Stay tuned because next month (and I use month in the loosest possible sense), it's the big one.

Episode Eight - It Comes From Pigs!

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A special non-festive edition of Splendid Belt to warm your cockles this yule.  Questions / feedback and abuse should be directed to splendidbelt@gmail.com.  And hey, why not leave us a review on iTunes while you're at it?  Oh, because you're busy.  Okay.

Episode Seven - Songs of Accuracy

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In a recent independent survey, this month's podcast was officially rated as mankind's heighest achievement to date.  But then they rated Chicken Kiev as number two, so draw your own conclusions.

Episode Six - Johnny Funzel

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Well you've all been very patient, so here's your podcast.  Now sit down and be quiet. 

In other words, we're very sorry for the delay, we'll try to be quicker in future we promise.

Episode Five - Felching Swans

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Here it is, the landmark episode.  Known variously as; 'The Big One', 'Earthquake', 'El Diablo', 'The Face-Stealer', and 'Quite Good, Sort Of', yes it's episode FIVE.

Please leave us a nice review on iTunes.  After all, if you did a podcast, we'd leave a nice review for you.

Episode Four - Life is one long cheese course

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Here it is, new and improved, fresh and exciting, better late than never.

Questions, feedback and existential horror should be directed to splendidbelt@gmail.com

Episode Three - The Butchest Flower

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Avast!  Episode three of our monthly podcast is here.  For those of you unfamiliar with the term ‘monthly’, a definition from the Simons & Sumner Dictionary of Goodliness ™:

Month mən(t)th n: an indistinct period of time never less than six weeks, usually considerably longer.  Often dictated by the intercession of technological whimsy, laziness or inept editing.

Episode Two - Fleshy Coloured Human

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It's finally here, and boy was it worth it.  Or was it?  Only you can decide.

The Disgrace of Pathos

Episode One - Cat Hell

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The hotly anticipated first episode of 'Splendid Belt' from Ian Simons and Stuart Sumner.